My tongue tongue / No more crate crate!!

Sunshade said said she's got a nice tongue tongue because it has pretty pretty spots on them. See, like this,



So I told mummy come look at my tongue tongue toooooo! Mummy said said O-K Jaffaman, show me your tongue tongue, open mouth wide wide,

I said ok ok, like this??


Mummy said said not wide wide enough... so I said said ok ok me try try harder!


But still no no see see spots..... So mummy moved my lip lip up up to see my spots.


See see Sunshade, I got pretty pretty spots just like you!! Mummy said said it's because our blood blood are the same same. (mum: same bloodlines)

(Sunshade: this reminds me of a funny funny story involving my silly mum. You know I was mum's first ever dog, she was 16. Even tho grandpa came back and forth every other months up until I was about 1 year old, mum was my main care taker and we lived on our own. One day when I was about the same age as STINKY ~ 6 months old, mum noticed a couple of black spots on my tongue. It was 11 pm at night, and mum FREAKED OUT!

Mum said it was probably cancer or I was sick or I had parvo or rabies or (basically, she was just naming all the diseases she knew of). So grandpa told mum that he would take me to the vet to have my "tongue" checked the next day while mum was at school. But did my mum say ok???

NOOOO!! She's more stubborn than an Airedale sometimes I tell ya. She made grandpa drive me and her to the emergency clinic at 12 am to have my "diseased tongue" checked out.......

$250 later (vet said it was "safer" if we ran some blood works *eye-roll*), it was just PIGMENTATION!!

Grandpa still shakes his head and teases mum about it even 'til today LOL.)


Jaffaman has been good good. Mummy said said me me can sleep sleep outside my crates crate because me me is good good. (mum: I took this picture from upstairs)


Me stretch stretch...


Sleeeepy Jaffaman... no no bright light light ok ok? (Sunshade: flash)


Me me no chew chew on things things like these:


(Sunshade: this is an Aire-purifier aka. STINKY-purifier.)


The chatty machine.


(Sunshade: my sloppy mum leaves tv/dvd remotes lying around everywhere, maybe STINKY and I ought to chew them up one day to teach her a lesson!!!)


When me me wake up up and mummy no no there, I play play with my toys, and wait wait for mummy to come and take me out out to pee pee. Then mummy hug hug me and say say Jaffaman's a goooooood boy!


(mum: I haven't been using Jaffa's crate for the last two weeks or so. He has been doing great, and I'm very thankful he hasn't chewed anything or eaten anything (well, other than my gummy worms..) he wasn't suposed to. )