Sunday, November 1, 2009

Me go go to Hollowood?

My Sunshade said said to Jaffaman a lot a lot people will like me if me go go to Hollowood!! (Sunshade: *Ahem* Hollywood..)

I said said really really?? Sunshade said said REALLY REALLY! Because Jaffaman is handsome handsome and look look like another handsome handsome at Hollowood, see see?

Sunshade said cute cute girls like bad bad pirates a lot a lot,

and Jaffaman look like bad bad pirate too!

Captain Jack Jack look mean mean,

Jaffaman try to look mean mean too,

(mum: oh Jaffa...I don't think its in you to look "mean mean", ever!!)

Jaffaman want want to go be famous bad bad pirate in Hollowood, but I want my Sunshade to come too too. My Sunshade look cute cute too, and I love love my Sunshade so Sunshade come come too ok ok??

My Sunshade said said she no go go cause she no cute cute like Jaffaman and she's old old so nobody likes old old girl, so my Sunshade no no want to go.....

Me no no want to go with no no Sunshade with me.....

(Sunshade: oh no no no, its ok, you can go. I'll take care of the house and mum, you know how she always needs me..*ahem* I mean one of us to take care of her? Go go GOOO be famous! Gurls will be giving you stinky tripe, liver brownies, and lots of yummy stuff all the time!!)


(Sunshade: YES! Please start packing your bags NOWWWWW!!! Thank you!)


Dexter said...

Jaffa, matey, that pirate look will drive the girls insane for sure. Don't worry, Miss Sunshade can come stay with me while you are away in Hollowood.

Slobbarrrrs (that's pirate talk),

Noah the Airedale said...

Awwww Jaffa, you make an awesome pirate buddy. My sissies think you look very handsome.

Noah x

Molly the Airedale said...

OMG, you are ten times more handsome than Captain Jack, Jaffa! You are going to be a star! And just for the record - Sunshade is not OLD! She's mature *wink wink*

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Lorenza said...

Hi, Jaffa!
You are the cutest pirate I have ever seen! Not bad at all!
Kisses and hugs

Asta said...

Jaffa Jaffa, awe vewy devilishly handsome as piwate Jaffa, but I think you would be sad wifout youw bootifu Sunshade, and I think she and youw mama would miss you too much so you bettew stay.
smoochie kisses

The Airechicks said...


All you need to do is be cute - and maybe some chick named Paris will see you and whisk you off to her pad in CA.


Peanut said...

Sunshade is still trying to get rid of you. You think she would have given up by now.

Lacy said...

w00fs, u iz a very handsome pirate Jaffa, and me iz sure u cood b really famous..but me thinks Sunshade and ur mum wood miss u tooo much..

b safe,

Joe Stains said...

Yes, go go go and get a place to stay and then I will send Tanner and you will have a super roommate!!

Ellen said...

Arrrgghh, Pirate Jaffa! I think you are a handsome pirate and what's more, your guyliner is natural.

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