Jaffaman Dead Dead

My Sunshade know know do a cool coooooool trick, so Jaffaman ask mummy to teach teach me too cause me want to be just like my Sunshade!!!

Watch watch Jaffaman!! (Sunshade: that's me using MY Treat Machine in the background BTW!)

(mum: I was trying to teach Jaffa to use the Treat Machine Sunshade got on her birthday 2 days ago. Unfortunately, even when he would get the lever and treats came out, he didn't seem too excited about it. It's probably because the kibbles used were ones that he got as regular food on days he's picky about his raw food. I guess no incentive, no motivation. (Sunshade: or maybe just ....*ahem* not as smart?) He quickly lost focus, and started lying down on his side everytime I said "paw" to try to get him to use the machine. Maybe that was his way of showing his frustration, or maybe he was showing me that he was still doing "something" LOL. So I thought no treat machine, that's ok, we can work on BANG since he was already offering me the final position of the BANG trick.

Jaffa worked for half an hour straight from not knowing anything to performing the trick from any position (lying down, sitting, standing) with a BANG command + hand signal. I didn't expect him to be able to keep his focus for this long, but he did! When I tried to stop to give him a break, he would stare at me like "come on, I'm ready for more" (Sunshade: more like "me me is ready ready for more more ok ok?") Needless to say, I am so proud of my Jaffaman!)

See see my Sunshade do do it too, (Sunshade: This was my famous video from 3 years ago!)

My Sunshade's KAKE KAKE Day!!

Jaffaman got got KAKE day already, and today is my Sunshade's turn. Mummy made a lot a lot of yummies for my Sunshade, see see,



Mummy made Jaffaman yummies tooooo, see see,




Me got good good tummy, but not as good good as my Sunshade, so me no no eat a lot a lot of food food like my Sunshade,



(Sunshade: only the SuperDALE comes with SuperSTOMACH, sorry. I can eat almost anything and not get an upset tummy!)

Mummy put bright bright stickies on Sunshade's plate plates, see see,



Jaffaman got bright bright stickies too on my KAKE day!!

My Sunshade no no want to wait wait, see see,



But mummy said said Jaffaman and Sunshade WAIIIIIIT WAAAAAAAAAIT ok ok?? Me said said ok ok!



Then mummy said said ok ok, and me ate ate all gone!



My Sunshade too, see see,



I said said, fank you fank you mummy for yummmmmmies!



My Sunshade tire tired, so she no no put head head on the ground, see see,




Nice nice mummy put Sunshade head head on ground ground, see see, she got flat head head,



My Sunshade ate a lot a lot, see see her belly, she got got little me's?

(mum: you mean babies Jaffa? I like to use a #10 blade to clip all the hair on her chest/belly short so it doesn't get matted, leaving only the sides of the skirt long. You can't tell she has no hair on belly unless she's lying on her side.)



(Sunshade: HEEEEEEY! WHO SAID YOU COULD USE MY PICTURES ON YOUR BLOG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION????? I, unlike you HAVE a reputation to keep you know?

And BTW, I would NEVER allow stinkies to come out of me, EVER!)

Oh NO NO....Sunshade mad mad at me now...



She no no happy wif Jaffaman.....


(Sunshade: not only did he use MY picture without MY permission, he was also eying MY pink piggy toy on MY birfday when his toy was lying in front of him!! BOYZ, btw, that picture was definitely photoshop-ed. My tummy would never look like that, its all muscle like my muscle butt.)

Cool cool toy mummy got Jaffaman, see see, loud loud things go inside toy! Me love loud loud things,


(mum: he loves the crinkling sound of the plastic bottles.)

My Sunshade got got one too, she's happy happy!



But she no no want Jaffaman to take take. See see, she take take pink piggie away...



Me said said, its ok ok, no no worry Sunshade ok? Me play play with Jaffaman's!



See see,



Jaffaman love fun fun toy!




Fank you fank you mummy!



Then my Sunshade's KAKE time! See see, she got pretty KAKE KAKE that look alot alot like her,



Me want want one tooo.... (Sunshade: wait another 7 years, you'll get yours!)



Good good mummy cut cut small peece KAKE for Jaffaman and my Sunshade,



Me eat eat slow,



But KAKE KAKE was yumyum!

Happy Happy KAKE Day my Sunshade..me love love you!

Jaffaman's KAKE Day

Today is Jaffaman's 3rd KAKE day! Me got got one last year and last last year too (Sunshade: as in last year and the year before.)



Mummy made my Sunshade yummies too because bad bad wheat is in my KAKE so Sunshade no no eat my cake, (mum: Sunshade has wheat allergies.)


Mummy said said Jaffaman and Sunshade sit sit together for picture ok ok? Me said said ok ok, but me no no want my Sunshade to get GRRRRRRR....at me,


Good good mummy said Jaffaman no no worry, mummy tell Sunshade be good good, I said said ok ok,


My Sunshade was good good! Fank you fank you Sunshade, me love love you! (Sunshade: you're welcome. Thank you for all the MAGIC-treats earlier!!)

Jaffaman eat eat yummy nut nut butter KAKE on my bed, see see,


(Sunshade: nut nut butter = Peanut Butter)

KOOKIE too from Stellie with my name name on it!!


(Sunshade: I think they forgot to put your full name "Jaffa NOOOO" on it since you get called that ALL THE TIME!)

See see Jaffaman eat slow slow,

Me love love sweet thing things on KAKE, but sweet thing things stuck stuck,


Jaffaman's nosie love sweet thing things too!!!


Then no more sweet thing things.......


Me ate ate a lot, and me no no want to move, see see,


My Sunshade no no move too, see see,



Then mummy said said wakie wakie Jaffaman, pressie time!!! I said said ok ok!

My Sunshade said said Happy Birfday, no no stealing from no no home peeple ok ok??


Me like to take loud loud things from no no nice peeple, but me said said you got a lot a lot, Jaffaman just take one ok ok?


(Sunshade: he loves the NOISE those bottles make when he land sharks on them..... "No no nice peeple" = people that collect bottles on the street.)

See see, me wait wait,


Then me chew chew,



Mummy got got Jaffaman pressie too, she said said take picture ok ok?



Cool cool Mr. Shark mummy got me,


My Sunshade said said go wear handsome Holloween shirt shirt, I said said ok ok!


Sunshade said said Jaffaman and Mr. Shark Shark look same same......



Me love love my Mr. Sharkie a lot a lot,



Me want Mr. Shark Shark wif me all the time!!


(Sunshade: STINKY's ADHJD is so bad that awake or asleep or anytime in between, he needs to have something in his mouth ALL THE TIME! It's like a 3 year old with his pacifier!!!)

Jaffaman tired tired so me rest rest,


Then me wake wake up (Sunshade: and "wake wake" everybody else up...),

(Sunshade: might as well look for more food (from his food pen) since I was already woken up!! I'm always thinking ya know?)

Then loud loud thing got hurt hurt...



and Jaffaman said nite nite to mummy to my Sunshade to Mr. Shark Shark,



(Sunshade: boy do I LOVE the look of that picture! Wish that could be true 24/7...)

Fank You Fank You my friend friends! Jaffaman happy happy..he he!