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Mummy made Jaffaman's head head look like this today, 
Mummy said we go find funny man ok ok? (mum: After the little funny incident couple days ago, I finished up Jaffa's head. That was all my hand could handle, I have 4 active blisters from hanstripping clients + Jaffa in the last week. I hope we'll run into the man again, and I'll let him know I took his advise and had Jaffa groomed at Squaire Dog Grooming ;-) )
Mummy pull pull Jaffaman's haire and me look like this, (mum: Jaffa gets handstripped in stages.),
My Sunshade says me is a dork dork... do Jaffaman look like a dork dork??
Mummy said me no no a dork and me will look good good when she is finish pulling my haire, so she pull pull more haire, see, me no no got hair on my back leggies and bum bum now,
She pull pull haire off my head and ears too, so me look like this now,
(mum: Today, I met a man with an Airedale while walking Sunshade and Jaffa. He was very nice, we talked dales, Jaffa and his dale played. Before leaving, he very nicely told me that there was a person who "specialized in grooming Airedales", and handed me the business card for that person. He said he was trying to groom his dale on his own so he didn't need the service, but his friend took her Airedale to this place, and the dale looked like a show dog after. I tried very hard not to smile too much because he handed me MY business card for Squaire Dog Grooming :-)
And I can't blame him one bit for letting me know that someone could groom my dales (better) for me because Jaffa looked like the pictures above.... LOL! He is midway through stripping, I need to wait for my blisters to heal a bit more before continuing. Have had a couple of handstripping clients in the last week on top of Jaffa!
I never told the man it was my grooming service he had recommended to me. Was too embarrassed!)See, this was Jaffaman last time after mummy done done pulling my haire,
Me no no look like dork dork!!! 
(Sunshade: I am WAY more bootiful than him! 
And I don't have to go through weird plucked chicken, mangy stages because I get clipped!!)
(mum: those pictures were taken in August 2011, about 10 days after I had finished stripping him and his haire had grown in a bit. He is one handsome boy, after I finish my job of course ;-) )
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Pretty gurlies Tika and Tulie came to see Jaffaman today!! (Sunshade: they came for grooming, and got tortured by him.)This is pretty Tika,
This is cute cute Tulie,
Jaffaman like like pretty Tika a lot. I said me show show you my stickie pile ok ok?
See see, I gave pretty Tika a stickie from stickie pile to chew,
I got got one too, and I said pretty Tika, Jaffaman chew chew beside you ok? (Sunshade: it's not like Tika had any choice.....)
See cute cute Tulie on stairs behind handsome Jaffaman? She sit sit on stairs, and then my Sunshade go lied down, and Tulie no no want to move so she no no get into my Sunshade's space. My Sunshade no no like other doggies get into her space. 
(Sunshade: how come EVERYBUDDY knows to respect me except YOU??? Look who's only one paw distance away, sitting in MY pawsonal space in the picture below?)
Pretty Tika need to go pee pee, my Sunshade said said be polite and no no look. Jaffaman listened. See, me no no look, me is gentleman,
Then mummy put cute cute Tulie got on the table,
Me and my Sunshade and pretty Tika wait wait for Tulie to be all done,
And she was done done!!
I said said to Tika Jaffaman like you a lot a lot,
Tika smell good good too!
See see, Tika and Tulie and my Sunshade no no move, only Jaffaman move. So I said said Tika you move move wif Jaffamn ok??(Sunshade: I think she gave you a clear NOOOO! Lola, we needed you here to tame the beast!!)
Mummy said she groom groom Jaffaman's head so I no no look funny like this,
Mummy pull pull top of my head head and ears first, see see, (Sunshade: pull pull = hand strip. He gets hand-stripped in stages, where as I get clipped. The only places he gets clipped are inside of his ear flaps, around the edges of the ears, and the skirt. All that work and I still look HOTTER than him!)
Left face gone gone, (Sunshade: he meant left "cheek".)
Right face gone gone, 
All done!!
See see, wittle Jaffaman, (mum: that was Jaffa at 5 months old!)
See see, big Jaffaman,
Wittle Jaffaman again,
Big big Jaffaman again,
My Sunshade when she was wittle wittle too, (Sunshade: oh my, isn't that the hottest 5 months old you have ever seen?)
Big big Jaffaman,
Mummy said show side side face,
Now look here,
Then my Sunshade said time to go go, and Jaffaman clean clean,
But me no no know how to clean clean,
Mummy you clean clean ok?
Good good mummy said ok ok, Jaffaman just sit sit,
And watch mummy clean,
Mummy said said handsome Jaffaman and pretty Sunshade take pictures ok ok?
I said ok ok, but no no flash ok?
