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Mummy said she groom groom Jaffaman's head so I no no look funny like this,
Mummy pull pull top of my head head and ears first, see see, (Sunshade: pull pull = hand strip. He gets hand-stripped in stages, where as I get clipped. The only places he gets clipped are inside of his ear flaps, around the edges of the ears, and the skirt. All that work and I still look HOTTER than him!)
Left face gone gone, (Sunshade: he meant left "cheek".)
Right face gone gone, 
All done!!
See see, wittle Jaffaman, (mum: that was Jaffa at 5 months old!)
See see, big Jaffaman,
Wittle Jaffaman again,
Big big Jaffaman again,
My Sunshade when she was wittle wittle too, (Sunshade: oh my, isn't that the hottest 5 months old you have ever seen?)
Big big Jaffaman,
Mummy said show side side face,
Now look here,
Then my Sunshade said time to go go, and Jaffaman clean clean,
But me no no know how to clean clean,
Mummy you clean clean ok?
Good good mummy said ok ok, Jaffaman just sit sit,
And watch mummy clean,
Mummy said said handsome Jaffaman and pretty Sunshade take pictures ok ok?
I said ok ok, but no no flash ok?
Mummy said Jaffaman can go stay stay wif my girliefriend Lola!! My Sunshade gonna get cut cut... so me no no play wif her.... (mum: Sunshade was having surgery for the Vet-Stem procedure and needed to be on IV 24 hours before and after the surgery. I thought it would be best for both of them if Jaffa stayed somewhere else for a few days since I needed to watch Sunshade pretty much 24/7. Lola's parents very graciously offered to take him.)We play play at the beach,
Lola find find a funny thing, but me no no care about funny thing,
(Sunshade: funny thing = starfish)We play play on the couch, 
Look at Lola's big big teef!!
Jaffaman got big big teef toooooo!! 
My girliefriend love love Jaffaman, see see, she hug hug me,
And she bite bite me too, but me no no care!
We sleep sleep together too. Jaffaman on the right, Lola on the left side ok ok?
We look like twin twins!!
(Sunshade: yes, Siamese twins.)Lola, and Lola's mommy and daddy love love Jaffaman a lot. Her daddy said Lola's mommy's dog, and Jaffaman is like Lola's daddy's dog and he's happy happy!(Sunshade: Hey Lola, do you need a brother? One PARTICULAR brother? If you do, you can have him!)(mum: SUNSHADE! You CANNOT just offer Jaffa out like that! He's not going anywhere, and plus, who would you have to boss around if he's not around?? Who is gonna make you feel like you can never do anything wrong and love you no matter what? Who is going to make you feel like Queen of the castle?)
Mummy show showed Jaffaman and my Sunshade scawie red thing thing, me no no like it....My Sunshade brave brave, you can see here.(mum: that's my Jaffaman, none confrontational. His Auntie Sunshade on the other hand will take no crap!)(Sunshade: he's confrontational in a whole new way - by LANDSHARKING your face ALL THE TIME!)
Mummy took my Sunshade to see Auntie Janice today. Jaffaman got good good body, so me no no need to see Auntie Janice. (mum: That's our vet.)When mummy comed home, she show showed Jaffaman all this yummies, see see,
My Sunshade sleep sleep. I said said SHHHHHHH... no no wake Sunshade up ok ok? If Sunshade waked up, every food food is Sunshade's nothing for Jaffaman....
(Sunshade: yes, they were MY treats! And yes, don't go near MY fooooodie!!!)Oh no no..... I think my Sunshade is waking up.....
Jaffaman said its ok ok, good good mummy said Sunshade share share, and we eat same same yummies,
Mummy said said "OK, go eat eat!"
Yummy yummy!
Jaffaman eat one, my Sunshade eat free (Sunshade: he meant "three"....) and all gone gone for her,
Piggie Sunshade watch me eat eat,
She want me me to give her more,
Yummy yummy, fank you mummy and Sunshade!
(Sunshade: Tika and Tulie got ME those treats, you'd have to thank them!)
Mummy said said to Jaffaman, lets go to busy town to play play ok? (Sunshade: busy town = downtown Vancouver)I said ok ok, lets go go!
Jaffaman see see something outside,
Look look Ellen, Japadog!! Yummy hot doggie, no no Jaffadog ok ok? Jaffaman no no yummy....
This is Thurlow park park wif lots of friends,
Jaffaman want to go in fast fast ok mummy?
So many friend friends!!
Jaffaman run run and happy happy,
Me try to play with old old friend,
But he no no want to play. Jaffaman said said ok, buy by!!
This girlie like like Jaffaman,
But Jaffaman like like him more!
(Sunshade: OMdoG!! Were you doing what I think you were doing?? MARKING on a DOG? This is so embarrassing, I'm so glad I wasn't there!)
(Sunshade: and mum! You just stood there and TOOK A PICTURE of him MARKING ON A DOG?)(mum: no no no. He started out sniffing the dog, and I was taking pictures. Just as I pressed down on the trigger, his leg went up. I immediately put him back on leash and in a down stay (a more submissive position) as he was being dominant by marking on the other dog)Mummy said be a good good boy now ok? Jaffaman said ok ok, no problemo!
Me went to play wif friend friends again,
I saw a wittle me, see see,
We play play together,
We run run together too!
Then mummy said said we go home to see Sunshade ok ok? I said ok, me catch a stickie for my Sunshade first!
