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Jaffaman super duper happy, my 1,2 girliefriends are HERE!!!
Faye Faye's mommy and daddy no no here, so she stay wif Jaffaman a long long time. Wittle Lola came to play play and pull pull hair.
(Sunshade: he meant Faye has been here for about 2 weeks, and Lola came over today for mum to hand strip her face.)I no no know who to play wif, see see, me in the middle,
Lola love love Jaffaman's yard, she run like this! (Sunshade: *ahem* it's MY yard in case you've forgotten.)
I love love Lola, I hug hug her, see, (Sunshade: you mean you "hump hump" her?)
No Sunshade, see see, Jaffaman HUG HUG my Lola!
Lola went to see my Sunshade's big big hole,
Jaffaman watch for bad bad things while my Sunshade dig dig dig, (Sunshade: he meant he was "guarding", which was completely unnecessary!)
My Sunshade worked hard hard on the hole, see see,
She said said these are Sunshade's rockies, nobody take them! We said ok ok we no no like rockies anyway....
Wittle Lola got tired, so I said you rest ok ok, me go play play with Faye!! Lola said ok ok, she no no jealous!
Faye Faye got tired too, so Jaffaman play by myself, see see,
Faye said said yummy water please,
My Sunshade said she want yummy water too!
Faye Faye and Sunshade rest rest because they no no young like Jaffaman, see see,
(Sunshade: OBJECTION! We just don't have ADHD thats all!)You say say anything and I no no say you're wrong because Jaffaman LOVE LOVE you my Sunshade!
Mummy and Lola's mommy have been pull pull Jaffaman & Lola's hair together. Today mummy said said lets make Lola face pretty pretty ok? 
(mum: Rebecca and I had been stripping Jaffa and Lola together, so she could learn how to hand strip Lola and I could have grooming company too at the same time. Lola was pretty much all finished except her head/facial furnishings.)Lola no no like her hair on face to be pull pulled, so mummy hang hang her like this.
(mum: Jaffa! I didn't "hang" her! That's a grooming "noose" that most groomers use to secure dogs. I used it to prevent Lola from moving all over the table (too big for her). It also seemed to have stopped her from trying to jerk her head up. Lola had never been stripped prior to these last few weeks of stripping sessions. She tolerated having her body stripped extremely well, and had been an angel for the most part. The only spots that she didn't like to have her hair pulled at (rightfully so) were her ears/head/face/cheeks/chin. So we've been doing short sessions on those sensitive areas. Today I was just doing the finishing touch ups!)Jaffaman said Lola you watch Jaffaman TV ok? See see, me do shows for Lola,
Lola was good good, but she said to mummy no no more please.....
She sing sing for Jaffaman. Fank you fank you Lola, it was good good, honey to my ears! (Sunshade: he meant "music" to his ears.....)
Lola said me me is funny, she laugh laugh like this,
Her tongue grew very lonnnnng, see see,
My pretty girliefriend, Lola,


Mummy said said Jaffaman handsome too!
I said fank you fank you, me is cool dude, (Sunshade: *faints*....)
See see, Jaffaman on left left and Lola on right right before we got hair pulled,
Handsome Jaffaman on right right, pretty Lola on left left now!!!
We look left left,
Mummy said laugh laugh Jaffa and Lola!! Lola said AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA, me said hehe..hehe..
Treat treat time now?
My Sunshade said we are good good, so she ask mummy for treat treat for us, we just wait wait there. We said OK OK, fank you Sunshade!!
Jaffaman looked at my pretty girliefriend Lola.......And I said said - pretty Lola, you MARRY cool dude Jaffaman ok ok?
Lola said OK OK, she love love me too!!!
We shared our first pupperoni stickie together as hubby and wifey,
(mum: Rebecca was telling me that during the 4 days that Jaffa stayed with them, an old lady who lived in their building asked if Jaffa and Lola were "husband and wife" LOL!)(Sunshade: let me set the tone for the next segment of pictures.Then.....All Hell broke lose.......


(Sunshade: Lola had "divorce" written all over her face in that last picture!)My Lola no no happy, she no no want to talk to Jaffaman,
I said ok ok, me can give you time to calm calm ok?
Jaffaman used to it, I live with 1,2 moody girlies at home. (Sunshade: EXCUSE ME? You live with ONE moody gurrrl at home that walks on two legs.)(mum: Excuuuuuuuuse me Sunshade?)Me waited, and see see, I knew it!
I said ok, me play ball ball first ok?
Me run run first too ok?
Then Lola pull on Jaffaman's meat meat on my face.... but me no no care, me let Lola do anyfing! (Sunshade: he meant she was biting on his cheek skin.)
She said said STOP, she want to talk NOOOOW like this,
Me no no want to be in trubble.....
(mum: Lola is very clever, she KNOWS she can get away with murder with Jaffa, so she takes full advantage of that. She also knows that she shouldn't try her tactics with the older girls, Faye and Sunshade, so she is respectful towards them. Growing up with Sunshade being the alpha girl, Jaffa has learned to let the girls get their way if you know what I mean.. LOL)I got got a stickie, Lola wanted it too,

Lola said said to me,
I said ok ok Jaffaman get you some soon ok ok? Finally, Lola happy happy, she smile, see see!!
Me me and wittle Lola 1,2,3,4,5,6 months ago, 

(mum: those pictures were taken back in November. Lola was only 5 months old then.)Jaffaman and my wifey now,