Saturday, December 25, 2010

Pretty Faye Faye

Mummy took me and my pretty girliefriend Faye Faye for a walkie on Kissmas Day!! We no no got pictures cause mummy said her hand hands got tangled a lot....

Then mummy took us to this place, (Sunshade: That's D-Guy's apartment, being used as grooming room!)

Mummy said Jaffaman and Faye Faye got too much haire, so she take haire off.

Faye no no happy on the table... but she was good good, she listened to mummy,

She said she want to sleep, see see. My funny girliefriend!

Faye wait wait patiently for mummy to get cut cut fings ready, (Sunshade: cut cut fings = clippers....)

Good good Jaffaman stayed wif my girliefriend,

Me love love to be wif pretty girlies... hehe...

(Sunshade: actually, he just likes to be with any dog. You don't really have a choice to get away from him anyway.)

Faye's body got cut short short, Jaffaman still got long long haire, see see,

Then Faye Faye alllllll done!

Her pretty pretty face, see see,

Faye is happy mummy's done done!!

Jaffaman and my pretty girliefriend!!

Mummy no no groom Jaffaman today because DD-Guy said he pull pull my hair like a boy!

(mum: Derek told me he wanted to "groom" Jaffa, so I've been telling him "ok you can strip the black part for now". If you look at the pictures carefully, Jaffa is missing quite a bit of coat on his jacket from Derek's grooming LOL!)

Merry Kissmas from Jaffaman

To my nice friends!!!!

Mummy put funny fing on Jaffaman, see see,

(mum: okay, I know, he really needs to be groomed!!! I strip him soon so you can see his lovely eyes.)

Mummy did the same to my Sunshade, see see,

Then mummy said good good boy Jaffa, go sit beside Sunshade ok ok? I said umm.... no no ok mummy??

(Sunshade: My SuperPOWER!!! I don't even have to do anything and he KNOWS to respect my pawsonal space!)

I said ok ok, Jaffaman sit sit like this ok mummy?

(mum: Jaffa has been taught at an early age that Sunshade does NOT like to have her personal space invaded (by dogs). So he respects that boundary. Here he was trying to obey me by sitting and staying, but at the same time not get in Sunshade's space. I made it a bit more scary for him I guess by waving treats in one hand. Sunshade has a tendency to get quite possessive around food (with dogs).)

Mummy move my bum bum closer and closer to my Sunshade's bum bum..... me was a wittle worried...

Mummy said no no worry Jaffaman, Sunshade only want food food, she no no see you! I said WHEWWWW....

My Sunshade sing sing for mummy, but me no no know how to sing....

But I learn from my Sunshade. See, Jaffaman sing sing too!

Mummy said we sing sing good, so Santa bring us lots of foodies!!!

My Sunshade is happy about yummies,

Then my Sunshade lie down down on me, (Sunshade: see his constipated face??)

I got wittle bit scawed.....

I no no want to move. If Jaffaman move move and touch my Sunshade, she get mad mad....

Mummy said said no no get scawed, and she gave me yummies.... but me no no want to move to get yummies.... My Sunshade said she get yummies for Jaffaman ok ok?

And then no more yummies....

Good good mummy put more yummies inside Jaffaman's mouf, so my Sunshade no no get it!

(mum: Sunshade doesn't like to have dogs in her personal space, nevermind having them "touch" her. She will not tolerate another dog putting a paw on her or touching her. I think its because "touching" is a sign of dominance to her. Jaffa of course, would never think of dominating his Sunshade. He weighs a lean, muscular 70 lbs, and could easily take over the top dog statues if he wanted to. Yet Sunshade can do no wrong in his eyes, and he adores her no matter what. At the same time, I think Sunshade pretty much knows that Jaffa is never going to challenge her, so she in turn has been quite lenient towards what is acceptable from him.

Merry Christmas and Happy Howlidays everyone!)

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Weird fing

Mummy came to see Jaffman, and she said I got somefing for you!! See see,

I said what is the weird fing??

Mummy said sit sit Jaffaman, and I said ok ok, but me no no want to wait long ok?? (Sunshade: this video demonstrates one good retriever, and one shaky, annoying + greedy + pushy terrorist!)

(mum: Well, Jaffa had the BEST role model to learn all that from didn't he?? Simba likes tennis balls and ONLY tennis balls. Jaffa usually likes everything. However... I think he's found a new obsession LOL!)

(Sunshade: no, he just wants whatever it is that somebody else has!)

Then I said me go rest on comfy chair wif my ball ball now ok?

Me love love it!! (Sunshade: you NEVER did! You only love it now because you see how "special" it is to Simba!)

Good good Simba, he give mummy ball ball like this,

Me no no give ball ball to mummy, me got ball ball in my mouf. Mummy said wait wait Simba. Jaffaman came to see why wait wait, (Sunshade: Hi, welcome to the blog of the World's NOSIEST Dog!)

(mum: that's part of being an Airedale!! BOTH Sunshade and Jaffa have always been very "curious" as I would like to call it!

Me no no know why Simba wait wait,

So I said Simba and mummy wait wait, Jaffaman take the ball ball ok?

(Sunshade: Simba was waiting POLITELY to have mum kick the ball for him, and stooopid just went and took the ball!)

Simba no no know where ball ball is, see, he look look left, look look right,

Then mummy got ball ball from Jaffaman and give to Simba. I said its ok ok, Jaffaman can share! (Sunshade: that was HIS ball to begin with!)

Mummy said Jaffaman Simba READY?????

And GO!!!

(Sunshade: I don't think I need to tell you which greedy dog got the ball.)

The weird fing stayed here for long long time. Good good Jaffaman said to mummy you bring it for my Sunshade to play play ok??

My Sunshade happy happy with weird fing!