Friday, November 27, 2009

Jaffaman Dead Dead

My Sunshade know know do a cool coooooool trick, so Jaffaman ask mummy to teach teach me too cause me want to be just like my Sunshade!!!

Watch watch Jaffaman!! (Sunshade: that's me using MY Treat Machine in the background BTW!)



(mum: I was trying to teach Jaffa to use the Treat Machine Sunshade got on her birthday 2 days ago. Unfortunately, even when he would get the lever and treats came out, he didn't seem too excited about it. It's probably because the kibbles used were ones that he got as regular food on days he's picky about his raw food. I guess no incentive, no motivation. (Sunshade: or maybe just ....*ahem* not as smart?) He quickly lost focus, and started lying down on his side everytime I said "paw" to try to get him to use the machine. Maybe that was his way of showing his frustration, or maybe he was showing me that he was still doing "something" LOL. So I thought no treat machine, that's ok, we can work on BANG since he was already offering me the final position of the BANG trick.

Jaffa worked for half an hour straight from not knowing anything to performing the trick from any position (lying down, sitting, standing) with a BANG command + hand signal. I didn't expect him to be able to keep his focus for this long, but he did! When I tried to stop to give him a break, he would stare at me like "come on, I'm ready for more" (Sunshade: more like "me me is ready ready for more more ok ok?") Needless to say, I am so proud of my Jaffaman!)


See see my Sunshade do do it too, (Sunshade: This was my famous video from 3 years ago!)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

My Sunshade's KAKE KAKE Day!!

Jaffaman got got KAKE day already, and today is my Sunshade's turn. Mummy made a lot a lot of yummies for my Sunshade, see see,



Mummy made Jaffaman yummies tooooo, see see,




Me got good good tummy, but not as good good as my Sunshade, so me no no eat a lot a lot of food food like my Sunshade,



(Sunshade: only the SuperDALE comes with SuperSTOMACH, sorry. I can eat almost anything and not get an upset tummy!)

Mummy put bright bright stickies on Sunshade's plate plates, see see,



Jaffaman got bright bright stickies too on my KAKE day!!

My Sunshade no no want to wait wait, see see,



But mummy said said Jaffaman and Sunshade WAIIIIIIT WAAAAAAAAAIT ok ok?? Me said said ok ok!



Then mummy said said ok ok, and me ate ate all gone!



My Sunshade too, see see,



I said said, fank you fank you mummy for yummmmmmies!



My Sunshade tire tired, so she no no put head head on the ground, see see,




Nice nice mummy put Sunshade head head on ground ground, see see, she got flat head head,



My Sunshade ate a lot a lot, see see her belly, she got got little me's?

(mum: you mean babies Jaffa? I like to use a #10 blade to clip all the hair on her chest/belly short so it doesn't get matted, leaving only the sides of the skirt long. You can't tell she has no hair on belly unless she's lying on her side.)




(Sunshade: HEEEEEEY! WHO SAID YOU COULD USE MY PICTURES ON YOUR BLOG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION????? I, unlike you HAVE a reputation to keep you know?

And BTW, I would NEVER allow stinkies to come out of me, EVER!)

Oh NO NO....Sunshade mad mad at me now...



She no no happy wif Jaffaman.....


(Sunshade: not only did he use MY picture without MY permission, he was also eying MY pink piggy toy on MY birfday when his toy was lying in front of him!! BOYZ, btw, that picture was definitely photoshop-ed. My tummy would never look like that, its all muscle like my muscle butt.)

Cool cool toy mummy got Jaffaman, see see, loud loud things go inside toy! Me love loud loud things,


(mum: he loves the crinkling sound of the plastic bottles.)

My Sunshade got got one too, she's happy happy!



But she no no want Jaffaman to take take. See see, she take take pink piggie away...



Me said said, its ok ok, no no worry Sunshade ok? Me play play with Jaffaman's!



See see,



Jaffaman love fun fun toy!




Fank you fank you mummy!



Then my Sunshade's KAKE time! See see, she got pretty KAKE KAKE that look alot alot like her,



Me want want one tooo.... (Sunshade: wait another 7 years, you'll get yours!)



Good good mummy cut cut small peece KAKE for Jaffaman and my Sunshade,



Me eat eat slow,



But KAKE KAKE was yumyum!



Happy Happy KAKE Day my Sunshade..me love love you!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Jaffaman's KAKE Day

Today is Jaffaman's 3rd KAKE day! Me got got one last year and last last year too (Sunshade: as in last year and the year before.)



Mummy made my Sunshade yummies too because bad bad wheat is in my KAKE so Sunshade no no eat my cake, (mum: Sunshade has wheat allergies.)


Mummy said said Jaffaman and Sunshade sit sit together for picture ok ok? Me said said ok ok, but me no no want my Sunshade to get GRRRRRRR....at me,


Good good mummy said Jaffaman no no worry, mummy tell Sunshade be good good, I said said ok ok,


My Sunshade was good good! Fank you fank you Sunshade, me love love you! (Sunshade: you're welcome. Thank you for all the MAGIC-treats earlier!!)

Jaffaman eat eat yummy nut nut butter KAKE on my bed, see see,


(Sunshade: nut nut butter = Peanut Butter)

KOOKIE too from Stellie with my name name on it!!


(Sunshade: I think they forgot to put your full name "Jaffa NOOOO" on it since you get called that ALL THE TIME!)

See see Jaffaman eat slow slow,



Me love love sweet thing things on KAKE, but sweet thing things stuck stuck,


Jaffaman's nosie love sweet thing things too!!!


Then no more sweet thing things.......


Me ate ate a lot, and me no no want to move, see see,


My Sunshade no no move too, see see,



Then mummy said said wakie wakie Jaffaman, pressie time!!! I said said ok ok!

My Sunshade said said Happy Birfday, no no stealing from no no home peeple ok ok??


Me like to take loud loud things from no no nice peeple, but me said said you got a lot a lot, Jaffaman just take one ok ok?


(Sunshade: he loves the NOISE those bottles make when he land sharks on them..... "No no nice peeple" = people that collect bottles on the street.)

See see, me wait wait,


Then me chew chew,



Mummy got got Jaffaman pressie too, she said said take picture ok ok?



Cool cool Mr. Shark mummy got me,


My Sunshade said said go wear handsome Holloween shirt shirt, I said said ok ok!


Sunshade said said Jaffaman and Mr. Shark Shark look same same......



Me love love my Mr. Sharkie a lot a lot,



Me want Mr. Shark Shark wif me all the time!!


(Sunshade: STINKY's ADHJD is so bad that awake or asleep or anytime in between, he needs to have something in his mouth ALL THE TIME! It's like a 3 year old with his pacifier!!!)



Jaffaman tired tired so me rest rest,


Then me wake wake up (Sunshade: and "wake wake" everybody else up...),



(Sunshade: might as well look for more food (from his food pen) since I was already woken up!! I'm always thinking ya know?)

Then loud loud thing got hurt hurt...



and Jaffaman said nite nite to mummy to my Sunshade to Mr. Shark Shark,



(Sunshade: boy do I LOVE the look of that picture! Wish that could be true 24/7...)

Fank You Fank You my friend friends! Jaffaman happy happy..he he!

My Sunshade is piggie piggie

My Sunshade did did this when Jaffaman was sleeping....


Mummy said its mummy's fault fault, but my Sunshade no no good too.

See see, Sunshade got mad mad at Jaffaman's bag bag,


Stellie's mummy got got Jaffaman and my Sunshade yummies, but my Sunshade got mad mad at yummies and killed killed them too,


(Sunshade: I sure did. Chewed them long and hard! Aren't you happy I protected you from the EVIL yummies? No need to thank me!)

Mummy said bad bad Sunshade!! See see, my Sunshade sad sad.....


Jaffaman said mummy no no get mad at my Sunshade ok?? Me no no care, me just get my bag bag ok?



See see, my green bag bag is hurt,


My Sunshade said sorry sorry Jaffaman... (Sunshade: err...I did?? Oh yes, YES I DID!)


Jaffaman said said to my Sunshade, its ok ok, me just play play with baggie!



Me run run with green baggie,



Me roll roll with green baggie,




Then mummy said said who wants ball ball? Jaffaman no no got yummies, so I got got ball ball from Sunshade's mouf, see see,


(Sunshade: he LITERALLY took that ball out of my mouth after I caught it. Oh well, gotta let him win sometime, especially on his birthday I guess.....)

Hahaheeeee...my Sunshade got BIG BIG belly!!


My Sunshade is nice nice, she no no kill two KOOKIES and two fun fun things!


(mum: those were the items I was able to salvage. She left the two cookies with carob drizzle on them because she doesn't like the "chocolate" smell/taste. The toys and the card were also safe since they weren't edible...LOL.

Thank you Stella and your family for such thoughtful presents.)


(Sunshade: Yes THANK YOU THANK YOU Aunty Maureen!!!)

Jaffaman no no got yummies, so mummy said said to Jaffaman, lets go buy yummies!!!

I said OK OK! Jaffaman happy happy!


Me got got a KAKE! Stellie got got one too!!


Jaffaman see see nice lady got Stellie's name name right,


Everything is good good!!

I hope you like the KAKE KAKE Stellie!!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY Stellie-tellie!
Me love love you!!

(mum: more birthday posts coming later!)

Birthday posts late

mum: birthday posts are late, but thank you for all the birthday wishes!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Stellie Day

See see, Jaffaman happy happy, Stellie came to play play today!!



Hi everyone, its me Stella, short for Princess Stella in case you have forgotten!


Aunty Elaine asked my KOOKIE mummy aka CHEEEEEESIE mummy (I'm a cheese loving Princess so she always has cheese in her pocket for her little princess you know what I mean?) Anyways, Aunty Elaine asked my CHEESIE mummy to bring me over because my beautiful long silky Princess quality hair was getting a little too long. Let me show you my long silky hair.


Obviously, I'm the Princess on the left. I'm sure nobody can mistaken Princess Stella! That's my brother Jaffa on the right, he's got boy-ish hair, and he still talks kinda funny, but I still love him lots you know what I'm saying?

Where was I???

Oh right, my hair. You see, I was attracting too much attention due to my long beautiful hair. Since I'm a proper Princess, too much un-wanted attention is not appreciated you know what I mean? So here I am going through phase 1 of my Princess make over! According to Aunty Elaine, there will be 4 phases.

(Sunshade: MUM!! We NEEEEED to have a TAAAAAAAALK ASAP!)

Before Aunty Elaine started on my make over, I was like, could I pleeeeeeeeese play with Jaffa first?? My wish was granted, but then again, who wouldn't grant a Princess her wish you know what I mean?


My brother is still a little silly. He did this to the camera, and I was like.......


Every Princess had to take classes to learn proper etiquette, so I was like let Princess Stella give you some pointers dear brother,


(Sunshade: You're LOOKING at it!!)

(Stella: Ooops, you caught me Aunty Sunshade.... Sorry Princ....umm... Sorry I'm wrong....)

Stellie-tellie, Jaffaman talk talk now ok??

Me me and Stellie play play, see see,



My Sunshade said said we no no smell good, so she go go outside to guard guard, see see,


My Sunshade brave brave and nice nice, me love love you!! (Sunshade: NEVER write that again on a public website please!)

Ok ok, me no no say you brave brave and nice nice ok?? But me still love love you ok ok?

(Sunshade: *extreme eye roll*.... *speechless*)


Then see see,


We hear hear my Sunshade,


(Stella: I heard Aunty Sunshade yelling, so I was like, well....



Silly Jaffa was like we play play or something like that, so Princess Stella trusted my brother you know what I mean?


(Sunshade: OMG...you STINKIES are so useless!)

Then something scawy happened. I was like oh no, Princess Stella shouldn't have trusted my silly brother completely....)


Jaffaman and Stellie hurry hurry outside, see see,


My Sunshade said said go go PRODUCE!!


(Sunshade: *faints* OMG! Your language skill...... Being Productive does NOT = Produce!)


(Sunshade: you call that guarding STINKY #2?? What are you "producing" anyway STINKY??)

Jaffaman did did it!


(Sunshade: you produced a BOTTLE????? Did you steal that from a homeless person again??)


Jaffaman produced and kill killed it!! You proud proud Sunshade?


(Sunshade: STINKY brings garbage home all the time from his walks. He especially likes plastic bottles. If you let him off-leash, he will go steal bottles out of homeless people's bugies and run away with them yelling after him!!! Who steals from a homeless person??? So embarrassing!)

(mum: Stella came for Stage 1 of her grooming. I haven't been able to strip her, so she has been clipped for the past year or so. Her coat has lost some colour and is quite soft, so I have decided to do a complete reset of her coat. That means........


I have never stripped her or Jaffa bald before, but because I want to get rid of the clipped coat completely, I have decided to strip her down. She was very good as usual, fell asleep on the grooming table!

Once I finish the 4 Stages of hand stripping, Stella's coat will come in with the rich black and tan colouring. There are pictures of Stella from back when she was stripped.)


Friday, November 6, 2009

Tree tree park with Stellie

Jaffaman happy happy!! Me got got to go walk walk with Stellie at a tree tree park! (Sunshade: I think he meant "forest" or trails...)



Me me and Stellie were soooooo happy, our line lines get tie tied....



Stellie-tellie smile, see see,



Jaffaman no no see Stellie-tellie for long long time, and Stellie-tellie no no see mummy for long long time, see see,



She miss mummy a lot a lot, and was happy happy to see mummy!!



(mum: I was very excited to see Stella, because I haven't seen her for over a year. I guess she was equally excited to see me LOL!!)

We run run lots,



Jaffaman and Stellie-tellie are fast fast, see see,




We LOVE LOVE stickies,



We pull pulled on long stickie,





Then mummy and Aunty Maureen said Jaffaman and Princess Stella pose pose, look handsome and pretty pretty!

We said said, ok ok,