Pretty gurlies Tika and Tulie came to see Jaffaman today!! (Sunshade: they came for grooming, and got tortured by him.)
This is pretty Tika,
This is cute cute Tulie,
Jaffaman like like pretty Tika a lot. I said me show show you my stickie pile ok ok?
See see, I gave pretty Tika a stickie from stickie pile to chew,
I got got one too, and I said pretty Tika, Jaffaman chew chew beside you ok? (Sunshade: it's not like Tika had any choice.....)
See cute cute Tulie on stairs behind handsome Jaffaman?
She sit sit on stairs, and then my Sunshade go lied down, and Tulie no no want to move so she no no get into my Sunshade's space. My Sunshade no no like other doggies get into her space.
(Sunshade: how come EVERYBUDDY knows to respect me except YOU??? Look who's only one paw distance away, sitting in MY pawsonal space in the picture below?)
Pretty Tika need to go pee pee, my Sunshade said said be polite and no no look. Jaffaman listened. See, me no no look, me is gentleman,
Then mummy put cute cute Tulie got on the table,
Me and my Sunshade and pretty Tika wait wait for Tulie to be all done,
And she was done done!!
I said said to Tika Jaffaman like you a lot a lot,
Tika smell good good too!
See see, Tika and Tulie and my Sunshade no no move, only Jaffaman move. So I said said Tika you move move wif Jaffamn ok??
(Sunshade: I think she gave you a clear NOOOO! Lola, we needed you here to tame the beast!!)